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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ahh yes, Benjamin Franklin, founding father, inventor of the bifocals, lightning rod, and Franklin stove, first postmaster general, founder of the University of Pennsylvania, signed the constitution and the declaration of independence along with drafting the latter. Definitely not nearly as important to this country as Donald Trump, who is singlehandedly keeping the orange spray tan market alive.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 month ago

Alternatively it's just switching adulterers.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I know there's a lot of pushback of the founding fathers due to the general pushback against American exceptionalism but let's not lump up folks who were generally positive for society with active leaches.

Also adultery is the least of both their crimes, it just happens that as a politician, legal theorist, and scientist there's a lot that Benjamin Franklin did that helps give some positives to him. He was a shit person in many ways, but he was still decently intelligent. Trump is just shit with no respectable qualities and nothing to offer mankind except misery.

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