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[-] dan@lemmy.i.secretponi.es 106 points 1 week ago

A great idea. Then, when you have to spend four donalds for a carton of eggs you'll remember why voting for con-men is a bad idea.

[-] blakenong@lemmings.world 17 points 1 week ago

Shhh… do you even know how easy that will be to forge? ;) ;)

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

$4? Shit it was $6 at the local Aldi yesterday.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Four donalds, aka four hundred dollars ($400)

[-] raoulduke85@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

How much are goofies worth?

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

He just told you. $400

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

More likely this is so the money launderers can have icon recognition.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago

Just so everyone's aware, it's super duper illegal to deface currency.

So like, it would be against the law to use a sharpie to add a Hitler mustache to Trump's face on said dollar bill; or add an arm extended in a Nazi salute; or add swastikas over 'god' where it says "In god we trust"; to then bring it to a bank and report that you received defaced currency and would like to exchange it for new bills, only to do it all again.

So... y'know, probably don't do those things.

[-] WhiteRabbit_33@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

It's more a legally gray area in the US that as far as I can find from a quick search has never been settled in court. It likely isn't worth the time for police to go after either even if it was more explicitly illegal.

That might change if there's a sudden surge in people drawing on $100 bills, but who uses $100s that often anyway? Most ATMs I used only dispense $20s. It often isn't worth the trip to the bank, and the US is unfortunately mostly cashless now.

But to be clear: fuck this fascist bullshit and resist in whatever ways you can

https://www.stampstampede.org/faq/yes-its-legal/

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

At this rate he might do it himself.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's not illegal as long as you're not trying to get it out of circulation, advertise, or pass off one denomination as another. So deface away.

(note: I am not a lawyer, do not believe some random person on the internet)

[-] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It's also illegal for a living person to be featured in our currency.

"ThE rUlEs SaY a DoG cAnT pLaY bAsKeTbAlL!1!!"

18th consecutive golden retriever dunk

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Sidenote: I spent a couple of years working in Nigeria. Almost all bank notes there had some scribble on it, as it frequently doubled as note paper. When you don't have Post-its, cash will do, I guess.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

it's super duper illegal to deface currency.

Um, no. It's not.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 41 points 1 week ago

Man, these bootlickers are so pathetic. The lengths they go to to kiss his ass would be cringe even if it was towards an actual great person. The fact that it's directed at this hateful, disgusting man is the saddest thing...

[-] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Doesn't DJT has to die soon for that?

Just in case people didn't know they were heading into a personality cult dictatorship already.

[-] h3adphones@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago

What a massive waste of taxpayer money.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

What a massive defacement of taxpayer money.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime...

  1. Wasn't he golfing yesterday?
  2. We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
  3. "Took a bullet" is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
  4. Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?
[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Didn't the bullet go through his ear and kill a firefighter?

[-] Redditsux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bullet never touched him. The blood was splatter. He wore a bandage for 2 days for show. When it came off there was not a scratch.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 week ago

lol .... by the time they do pass regulations and laws to do all this .... 1 Trump will be worth nothing

It will be like the German Reichsmark and they'll be printing out so much of it, that these paper bills will be more valuable as a fuel source to cook your food than in actually purchasing anything of value.

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

“1 Trump will be worth nothing” vs the immense value one Trump has now. lol.

[-] UnexpectedBehavior@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Will that lower grocery prices?

[-] Nikelui@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I saw the onion logo and thought "heh, that's funny". Then I re-read the name of the community...

[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

So....America....you guys really are about a step-and-a-half away from this?

Get your shit together. Christ.

Already nose diving face first. Steps are gone.

[-] buwho@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago

new toilet paper just dropped

[-] Chivera@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

In the tradition of USA currency being only for dead presidents - I will gladly allow Trump's face on any bill if he's the one to pull the trigger

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

That's actually a far point

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Just fucking pathetic.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope

[-] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Oh look frivolous spending.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

He's getting rid of the pennies and nickles in favor of this

[-] blakenong@lemmings.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.

[-] Catma@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?

Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.

God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

What does harambe have to do with this?

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Did Franklin own slaves?

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