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Anon is dense
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this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2025
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I blame the weed tbh. But hopefully Anon managed to maintain a friendship
Yeah never be stoned when navigating a hookup, absolutely rookie mistake.
Once you've hooked up for the first time then you can get wasted as you like, stoned sex is the fuckin' best.
Yup. I remember one day I got a blunt from a friend that was way above my pay grade. I’m tripping balls. Friend’s sister start to get into me. I’m barely keeping myself in the chair. She whispers to me “I want to suck your dick.” All I could manage to do was giggle like a retarded.
Sometimes I remember it and I still cringe. It was over 20 years ago.
It's crazy how memories like that haunt us, even though I'm almost certain she's completely forgotten
Well, never seen her since, so 🤷♂️