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[-] 4am@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.

If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.

[-] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

What? You don't run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

There must be more join statements than column names

this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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