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muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows
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A TI-86 can query 60k rows without breaking a sweat.
If his hard drive overheated from that, he is doing something very wrong, very unhygienic, or both.
What? You don't run your hard drives in the oven while baking brownies? It makes them zesty.
He probably mining crypto on top of running his SQL queries.
There must be more join statements than column names