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British Airways pilot back in the skies after snorting drugs off woman's breasts before flight (www.lbc.co.uk)

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[-] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Which one isn't typical, getting to fly again, or snorting coke off tits before flying?

[-] lokiprime@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago

That's reassuring.

[-] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 14 points 4 months ago

Well there are a lot of these drugs going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that drugs aren’t safe.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Well what about these drugs, weren’t they safe senator?

[-] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago

Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.

[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Not as a wannabe pilot...

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 points 4 months ago

Like a wave, in the ocean ?

[-] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah. At sea? Chance in a million!

[-] smeenz@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 months ago

Thank you, senator. Would you like me to call you a taxi ?

[-] SenatorCollins@aussie.zone 2 points 4 months ago

It’s a great pleasure. Thank you.

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