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  • X, the former Twitter, has experienced a worldwide outage as of 12PM on Monday CAT.
  • This is likely the first major outage of the company since Musk took ownership in 2022.
  • The outage seems to have only lasted for about half an hour.
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[-] UrMomsSweetAss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

Im going to have a meal of a block of cheddar cheese with melted cheese on top, with grated permesan sprinkled on top, basted with a 5lb tub of butter.

Murica

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 months ago

This sounds as delicious as 64 slices of American cheese.

[-] TK420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

American cheese is not really cheese, and kinda gross compared to any other popular cheese.

[-] UrMomsSweetAss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Pfft. Found the Canadian.

(PLEASEHELPOMGTAKEMEIN!!)

[-] TK420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No, American here. This was a sad day for me to hear those words, but it makes sense. We treat it like cheese, but it’s wannabe cheddar. Besides, cheddar is superior.

Also, Canada has way better quality food than America. We’re kinda fucked.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

That's not really an authentic American meal unless you deep fry it in HFCS.

[-] TehWorld@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Is that pepper? Nope… gunpowder.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Freedom powder.

[-] UrMomsSweetAss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Ah yes. Americas original pop rocks.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You might consider adding a couple eggs to that. Since you can afford "permesan" and butter, I feel like it's possible you might even be able to afford the eggs without having to take out a small personal loan.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

A small loan of 1 million dollars.

[-] UrMomsSweetAss@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Permesan is just fancy Parmesan.

I cant afford TWO whole eggs though. Thats just silly now.

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