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[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 128 points 2 months ago

You need to top and bottom at least once for a valid opinion.

[-] _druid@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago

Right, what if that prostate massage has your legs all shakey?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 months ago

You could still not be gay, just into pegging.

[-] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Pegging doesn't feel as good as the real thing, though. I would rather have a real penis in me than a plastic rod with a rubber penis over it, and I'm not gay.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Idk, sounds pretty gay. Or at least bi. But what do I know.

[-] Flames5123@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Many pegging tools don’t look like a penis. No head, no buldges, etc. Just a curved cylinder with a half spherical top. Just to hit to prostate, and that’s it.

[-] vanderbilt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Fun fact this is how I learned a coworker pegged her husband. He wasn’t gay, but had no interest in topping her either. C’est la vie.

[-] Fetus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I don't know why, but it seems weird to call it topping when it's hetero. It's like cultural appropriation or something.

[-] _druid@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

True! And what a way to find out you're into pegging.

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You need to do it regularly for several months at least to really understand the culture and determine if it's right for you.

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