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[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mark 16:19:

“So then the Lord Jesus, after he had spoken to them, was taken up into heaven and sat down at the right hand of God.”

Not that I believe in this crap, but knowing it has been helpful when watching Jeopardy.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

This is actually funny, because on the comic Jesus is on the left side

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

God's webcam reverses the image. I hate it, too. You try to explain it to him and you can just see his eyes glaze over in less than a second.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Are YOU going to be the one to tell Jesus he's in the wrong seat?

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

I'm gonna tell Jesus to pull a cunt over his head and fuck off to Norway

Writing that out in English feels very weird

[-] Darkenfolk@dormi.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I gotta say that it doesn't get much better in Dutch.

[-] reptar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Reading that in English feels very weird.

Well, once you pointed it out.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Thor & Oden awaits

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

maybe he's English and doesn't know right from left?

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