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[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 57 points 1 month ago

It's not real deployment if it isn't pushed straight to prod.

Test boxes are for communists and the French.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 month ago
[-] Dg2445@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[-] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 month ago

Knowledge tells you that it's safe to push to prod on Friday afternoon.

Wisdom is knowing it's better to wait 'til Monday and go to the bar instead.

[-] nolefan33@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

I once worked at a place that had a test environment that used the prod databases. After I left, I heard about an intern who left a where clause off of a SQL query and rewrote an entire production table from the test environment.

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 15 points 1 month ago

It's like the SQL creators designed the syntax to achieve maximum fuckery for those where "test" and "live" are different words for the same thing.

I bet they were pissing themselves laughing when implementing the finicky ROLLBACK command, knowing it that it would be only ever be used in anger as a "hail Mary" from a dev halfway through writing his own resignation letter.

[-] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Lmao, I left my old job a couple of months after I began using the rollback in my queries. 100% accurate statement.

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