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well that's rude
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My school did something similar. It recommended I become a fish monger.
Haha, did you ever try it out? Maybe it really was your life long calling.
I didn't, but should I ever feel the need to try it I have already watched the tutorial video.
Same story here. I didn’t pay attention and failed basic math. Suggestion: plumber.
A friend of mine got the recommendation to be a pedicurist. Not a manicurist, not some general aesthetician, nope. Test wanted him to work with feet so badly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm supposed to be a bartender, which i guess sounds better than what i actually do.
I've become a computer tender.
I think I finally found what I was put on this earth to do: Knife goes in guts come out.
-- Bart Simpson