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Better lock it up
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Your SS card is a joke. You can flush it down the toilet. If you need a new one it’s like a 5 minute visit.
Uh... Americans have a lifetime maximum number of reprints.
What are you doing that requires you to replace your card more than 10 times?
Homelessness, house fires, theft, things that are only going to be more common over time?
If all those things happen to you to the effect that you need to replace your card TEN fucking times then you have much bigger issues than your need for a useless card.