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Anon is lacking something metaphysical
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this post was submitted on 29 Mar 2025
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try burping and then saying "oh fuck yeah that's good" as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you're coming and they know what you'll smell like
And if you can't burp, you can instead fart.
while you rip you can let out a sigh and say "ugghhh god yea" so again they know What to expect
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