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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 41 points 1 week ago

99 reports of bugs in the code,

99 reports of bugs.

Take one down,

Patch it around,

137 reports of bugs in the code!

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 week ago

Straight up I was told to push a breaking change today because it "didn't break that much" and "we can put in tickets to fix the issues". I'm so checked out of this job I just raised my eyebrows and rolled with it. I've got a paper trail not my fault lol

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I’m sure you’ll get a sprint to clean up the tech debt and a pizza party. Management promised!

[-] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

but we still get that tech debt sprint?

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Is this one of the “team building” songs they make you sing at MS?

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