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No Connection, No Flush (lemmy.ml)
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[-] OccultIconoclast@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago

There is no functional reason to have a toilet connect to an outside server

So that all the toilets you poop in can share data on your poops and get a complete picture of your bowel health.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 days ago

Correlates poops to your Uber eats from chipotle, serves you up Pepto ads preemptively.

[-] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Sounds like an anxiety inducing app. And I thought sleep tracking was anxiety inducing. Imagine getting a notification that you might have ass cancer.

[-] VerbFlow@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

"Being unable to take a shit is a small price to pay for the almighty poop-scanner"

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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