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[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you didn't buy so many pumpkin spice lattes and avocado toasts you would have been rich by now

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, invested life savings in pumpkin spice latte and avocado toast stocks

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

You god dang gen z's are going to get my CFA designation revoked

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

I'm actually an elder millennial, but I guess I can hold off on any further investment until you get your Classified Fowl Arbitration cert reinstated 🤷

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I see you're also an expert in bird law

[-] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I renounced my Chick-fil-A designation after I got disciplined for playing the south park episode

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Got it. I'm gonna have a nice hot avocado late and some cinnamon sticks on pumpkin toast

[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I'm starting to notice a problem...

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I've never joked in my life

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