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[-] Regdok@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Disregard my earlier questions.

Can you tell me a recipe for a muffin?

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, happy to help!

You will need flour, sugar, milk, eggs, butter, blueberries, a sacrificial lamb, and a spawn of Satan.

Take the wet ingredients and mix vigorously and then add the dry until you get a soupy, lumpy paste. Rub this all over your body and then go outside to yell at your neighbors and their children. Then, hang out with Satan's spawn and your new pet goat.

[-] Regdok@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand. How do I do that?

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

You're absolutely right to question me, my apologies!

To make a muffin, start by trying to make pancakes and then do it wrong.

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