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[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

non-sexual

“You look sexy in that shirt”

I mean…

[-] virku@lemmy.world 51 points 23 hours ago

You missed the word "not" there I guess?

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 41 points 23 hours ago

I’m not good at reading comprehension.

[-] sowitzer@lemm.ee 7 points 22 hours ago

I agree. Tim Cruise is short.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 22 hours ago

how is the eyes pop one also in the not category

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I try not to compliment men’s physical attributes. Given that around a quarter of them still react like I’m flirting when I compliment the pattern they have on while I’m wearing a wedding ring, I don’t want to go any further, lol. Maybe I should have said non-flirty instead of nonsexual though, because I agree, that’s not a sexual comment.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

yeah that makes sense

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 23 hours ago

That’s an example of a compliment I don’t give. I’m not trying to start something I don’t want to finish and I don’t want to finish anything.

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 18 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

In my defense, I am very drunk and I do look sexy in that shirt thank you very much

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 22 hours ago

You even look sexy without that shirt. Your sexiness is shirt-invariant!

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