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[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 75 points 2 months ago

this is fine. we will just make everything out of corn and soybeans using industrial processes to synthesize every flavor profile we love.

some might say, "if that were even remotely possible, Archer Daniels Midland would have figured it out already."

those people are cowards.

get ready for Avacorndo™, Soyanilla™, Soyaffron™, and Tumericorn™, the greatest and most patriotic flavors a human endocrine system has ever processed.

[-] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 50 points 2 months ago

Protectionism with Krushchevite Soyboy characteristics

[-] niph@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

This is certainly one of the sentences of all time

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 33 points 2 months ago

Real cyberpunk hours

this post was submitted on 04 Apr 2025
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