Luckily this was an engine test fire, so they should have had everyone a safe distance away before the anomaly occurred.

Probably only beaten out by "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo."

Also, I don't think there will ever be another work that manages to establish a character in the first three opening words.

They declare that only corporations are people and legalize serfdom.

Apparently people have a hard time understanding that PEDs don't make people world class athletes.

They only give world class athletes slight edges in competitions where that's all that's needed to win.

Everyone else is just fucking up their bodies for results they can get naturally.

I would simply not give the Markov Chain access to sensitive buisness records, especially in a live build.

But I guess that's why these monte carlo humpers get the big bucks.

These dumbasses are running full steam ahead into a problem IBM solved almost half a century ago.

Sorry, remembering things is illegal.

BREAKING: ARTIST RENDITION OF SUSPECTED SHOOTER

All of this to be out lived by a Chinese grandmother that smokes a pack a day.

An asteroid could be hurtling towards earth and his first instinct will be calling for it to become a member of nato, and getting it incorporated into the Schengen area.

Be sick.

Cop forces you to take off your mask.

You cough in the direction of the cop.

Get arrested for assaulting a cop.