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Core Requirement (lemmy.ml)
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[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 54 points 10 months ago

This fits. I denied an applicant recently because he had not yet acquired the level of fear necessary to succeed in the role. Lack of fear means stupid mistakes. I'll take the battle-hardened veteran any day.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

How would you describe the level of trust you have for IT systems, and IT security in general?

Basically, I'm the guy from the meme that keeps a loaded gun next to his printer. I also keep my media backed up in a fire-safe, offsite.

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 10 months ago

Any major tech upgrade or software investment can be canceled on a whim; i no longer get emotionally attached to projects.

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

You're hired!

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