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Hopefully this is considered "offbeat". First time posting here.

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[-] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago

If it's on a ship, they'll lock him in the brig.

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

It's a cruise ship. Put him in the cadaver closet.

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