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[-] miz@hexbear.net 46 points 1 day ago

Cedar Roach promptly checked out on $244 of workout gear from Lululemon (a Canadian brand) and a $150 sweater from House of Sunny (a U.K. brand) while Trump’s press conference played over the radio. Her boyfriend, Sean MacKenzie, ran out to buy three eight-packs of Guinness, filling up their refrigerator’s vegetable drawer with cans.

come on. these people's names are Felix bits. Cedar Roach? get out of here

[-] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

Her boyfriend, Sean MacKenzie, ran out to buy three eight-packs of Guinness

Oh boy, you're sure set now dude.

[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 33 points 1 day ago

If you can afford a $150 sweater on a whim why are you freaking out about tariffs?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

$150 is fine, $180 is way over the line and completely unaffordable.

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Cedar Roach

what kind of person names their kid tree roach

[-] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

meet my son Larch Mealworm... and this is my daughter, Acacia Mealworm

[-] john_brown@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

name's Pine Beetle but my friends call me Bark bug-facts

[-] cream_provider@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

If this paragraph was a person I’d ring its neck.

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