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Anon finds a hut
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
You fought in the trenches against the Nazis? You must be over 100 years old!
Edit:
Child: Grandpa, did you serve in the Great War?
Grandpa: No, I experienced much worse, I fought the Nazis on 4chan via chat from the comfort of a $3800 studio apartment in Seattle with my parents trust fund money.
There's a pretty cheap studio apartment. You might want to add a zero.