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I cast 9x19mm parabellum

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[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

Guns are definitely way more american than apple pie!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear. ICE shot the pie for resisting arrest.

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

See, everything in USA has guns, even ICEs. German ICEs don't wear guns.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Perhaps that's how the Germans displaced the citizens of the Holy Roman Empire.

Maybe if they'd put guns on their guns, they'd have normal people like Americans living there rather than foreigners like Germans.

(Yes, I'm being incredibly facetious. No, I shouldn't have to explain it, but also, yes, someone has probably already posted this sincerely on Truth Social.)

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025
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