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[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 58 points 2 weeks ago

Why is this grounds for resignation? He clearly said he sent it by accident.

Could happen to anyone.

[-] WuceBrillis@lemm.ee 32 points 2 weeks ago

Are you also jacking it at work in your lunch break?

[-] NJSpradlin@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

It’s like pooping, why would I wait until I got home if I could be paid to do it at the office?

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Do you record yourself pooping?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Who are you texting your poop videos that might mistakenly go to a co-worker?

[-] pandapoo@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, who am I NOT sending those videos to?

[-] msage@programming.dev 6 points 2 weeks ago

Me, for instance

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

It's called friendly competition, okay? We also give each other pointers.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

[-] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well they made the company wide email address for something!

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Only fans live scatwork.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If only these tps reports could get filed by rubbing them as well

[-] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 4 points 2 weeks ago

The attorneys desk.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago

Sure he SAID it was an accident, AFTER she reacted with outrage. Then he tried to shut her up. That's the behavior of someone who's gotten away with this behavior before, probably with women who were in a more vulnerable position. She wound up filing for sexual harassment, so this may be the tip of the iceberg for his behavior. It's what she had evidence for.

[-] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

Eh, people regularly get fired for way less than whacking it in the bathroom and accidentally sending the video to coworkers. Besides I'm of the opinion that the mayor should be held to higher standards not lower ones.

[-] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

Wait I thought the point was to have special privilege, dang I'm going to throw in the towel on my campaign

[-] yarr@feddit.nl 6 points 2 weeks ago

Couldn't happen to anyone that doesn't masturbate on their lunch break.

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 3 points 2 weeks ago

I know! Could literally happen to anyone!

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Show me someone who hasn't had a sneaky wank on their lunch break and I'll show you a liar.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That kind of stuff gets sucked into my phone all the time

this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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