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How to balls-up a floor plan (www.rightmove.co.uk)
submitted 5 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 25 points 5 months ago

It's nice enough. If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident I could see myself relocating to this place. Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I'd want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 5 months ago

If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident

🤔 Seen this?

Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.

Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.

The age old story...

^Though 'permits prompt privy passage' might have worked better/^

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have no wish to know about your privy passage, sir!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You claim that, yet you persist in prowling past, peeking and peering!

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I like both my bollocks next to each other.

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