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How to balls-up a floor plan (www.rightmove.co.uk)
submitted 5 months ago by Emperor@feddit.uk to c/badrealestate@feddit.uk

They knew

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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 25 points 5 months ago

It's nice enough. If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident I could see myself relocating to this place. Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I'd want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 5 months ago

If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident

🤔 Seen this?

Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.

Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.

The age old story...

^Though 'permits prompt privy passage' might have worked better/^

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I have no wish to know about your privy passage, sir!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You claim that, yet you persist in prowling past, peeking and peering!

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I like both my bollocks next to each other.

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I don't get it

These postings need spoilers in the descriptions.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 17 points 5 months ago
[-] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Not being British I was trying to figure out what bollock was lol. I wasn’t literal enough

[-] pack@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago

Floorplan kinda looks like a pee pee...

[-] Cyber@feddit.uk 3 points 5 months ago

Yeah, I kinda thought, well, technically the floor plan's correct - there's the round part there and another there and, ahhh...

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Lol, of course they did. They chose the least obvious orientation for the diagram, to their credit. Haha

[-] buried_treasure@feddit.uk 7 points 5 months ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

I ran through a few permutations but "cock-up" and "low-ball" just didn't work.

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

I don't like how the outside and inside don't match. Give me rustic or give me modern, not rustic on the outside and modern on the inside.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

What the hell is this house? Is it located in someone's backyard? What is going on?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

It's a dovecote and outbuilding behind a large mansion house.

[-] MoonElf@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

gosh that place is dreamy, can you imagine

[-] apis@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago

At Towerburn!

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