[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 7 hours ago

welcome swallow

Aussie by any chance?

Swallows, swifts, and martins are awesome.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 8 hours ago

Once you try Runequest, you'll know you've been blessed.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

What, did they expect her to steal a coffin without a body?

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Hold my bag of many things, I'm going in!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago

No thank you very much, I absolutely don’t and I absolutely won’t!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

FInancially it's a complete no brainer:

Fines issued to each parent have gone up from £60 to £80 per child which will be doubled if it happens again within three years. Those with a third fine in a three-year period now face prosecution.

So every second year spend £160 per child you've got but save potentially thousands of pounds on out-of-season holidays.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago

A melt is someone who melts under emotional or confrontational pressure.

Don't think I've ever heard it in real life though, just on that there telly.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

And plenty of Bgarlic!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

No, I just walk funny.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 40 points 2 days ago

Ah, the ol’ lemmy switcheroo!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

I'm two bots in an overcoat.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago

Sounds a bit wank to me.

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... I mean, the boat's at the bottom of the sea, bit late to be worrying about health and safety now!

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I would gladly pay good money for re-released AC games without any of the modern day Abstergo stuff. Am I the only one? I mean, at the time it was interesting, but the modern day missions now just detract from immersion and are usually crap.

Just me or anyone else?

[Just started replaying Revelations!]

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"The ancient sages said, "Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?" So may one just man become an army."

One of my all time favourite shows from my childhood. Any one else love the rebels of the Water Margin of Liang Shan Po?

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An investigation has been launched after ram-raiders stole a Slush Puppie machine.

The raid happened at about 01:40 BST on Saturday at Moores Fish & Chip Shop in Newton Leys, Milton Keynes.

Thames Valley Police said significant damage was caused to the shop after a vehicle, believed to be a dark Vauxhall Astra, repeatedly drove into it.

A number of men entered the shop and stole the cold drinks machine.

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... I think it was Farmer Geddon.

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Crows had to drink at home.

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... but I won't spread it.

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