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This is bullshit, Jon would never have a wife (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 days ago by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago

Yknow i don't remember anything in the bible about adam and eve getting married

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 6 days ago

They're living in SIN?!

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

That's like the entire plot. Yeah.

[-] aebletrae@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

You couldn't, because Eve wasn't called Eve at the time, and because God doesn't deadname trans women.

Original SRS surgeon God creates a woman from male flesh in Genesis 2:22. First ally Adam insists that "she shall be called Woman" in Genesis 2:23. By Genesis 2:25 they're acknowledged as man and wife. But Eve doesn't get her own name until Genesis 3:20, and then that's the only name we ever know her by.