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Vampires (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 5 days ago

Final boss: agnostic vampire

[-] jeff@programming.dev 25 points 5 days ago

Agnostic Vampire: Foolish hunter, I am far more powerful than you. You have no chance at success.

Hunter: Yeah, I really don't know. You look really strong but I'm really strong too.

Agnostic Vampire: Ahhh!!! Your uncertainty weakens me!

Hunter: Oh wow, this feels like a trap. Now I'm even more uncertain.

Agnostic Vampire: Ahhhhh!!!

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Alternative option: atheist redditor vampire

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

Allergic to sunlight, story checks out.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

And deodorant

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