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[VINTAGE] Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars (www.telegraph.co.uk)
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Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

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[-] tal@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

long sigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JbbxzsXFmw

There goes more innocent memories of Saturday morning television.

[-] kux@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

she's got a sleek, sensuous tail, almost like a dolphin. 'course in 1991 she crash landed, killing all aboard. she's destroyed. but i was so glad to meet her

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