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“How can I return an innocent man to the United States when I don’t have the ability to feel empathy or compassion?” said Bukele

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[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I would have gone with, “Salvadoran President States Finders Are Keepers, Refuses to Return Wrongly Deported Man.”

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