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Vampires (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

galaxy brain: vampires are just weak to crosses and liquids they come in touch with. christianity just leeched of the symbol's effectivness in fighting the undead and that's why it gotten popular.

[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

The Romans crucified Jesus to protect him from vampires.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Thank you Pontius Pilate. First your saved Jesus and then you fixed my posture.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 3 days ago

twist: jesus was a vampire

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