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Vampires (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] atomicorange@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

The Romans crucified Jesus to protect him from vampires.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 12 points 10 months ago

Thank you Pontius Pilate. First your saved Jesus and then you fixed my posture.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 1 points 10 months ago

twist: jesus was a vampire

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