Your letter has been filtered by a professional Bullshit Interceptor. It is her job to ensure that what she perceives as worthless “coupons” and insane ramblings never reach the CEO.

Unfortunately, your only option is to hand deliver your next message directly to the CEO, at their home, to avoid the Bullshit Interceptor. To make a statement that you mean no harm, and to guarantee attention, I suggest that you do so naked.