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Anon contracts herpes (sh.itjust.works)
>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros
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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 19 hours ago

Even when it didn’t exist, it was still there, insidiously, silently lurking within the confines of /b/ by actively posting most of the content on /b/. Now, they hide in the shadows of their public website where they scheme, hypothesize, plot, and ponder about why they don’t have girlfriends and why women should be gutted on sight for the glory of Q. Devilishly subtle bunch

this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
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