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Anon contracts herpes (sh.itjust.works)
>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros
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[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

Finally some actually rare Pepe’s

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 59 points 1 day ago

I got HSV-2 after my longtime partner cheated on me, and it's absolutely miserable. I wouldn't recommend anyone take it as lightly as some people do. During the first outbreak I couldn't pee at all because it was blocking my urinary tract, and it felt like I had a horrible flu. I get outbreaks constantly and they're so painful that it's hard to sit at my computer at work. The daily pills are massive and give me a stomach ache, and only reduce the frequency of the outbreaks but don't prevent them entirely.

I never asked for this, I was never promiscuous, I only did not use protection because we were in a monogamous relationship for 4 years. Dating is hard enough because I'm trans and ugly, so I've resigned myself to just never having sex again.

[-] PolarKraken@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago

I'm so sorry :(

This happened to my wife, FWIW, from an old horrible partner (abusive too, v cool). Her outbreaks got milder over time to where now they're a minor inconvenience at most. And they don't get in our way, so to speak.

Even though, yes, some folks are now preemptively and permanently out of your dating pool, I'd argue that a lot of the people self-excluding in that way have done you a favor.

Love is strong stuff! I can imagine how low you feel about this, but I hope you allow space for it to improve over time and you don't give up on having a sex life or romantic partners. You're worthy of love, this dumb (and seriously common) disease can't change that :)

[-] superkret@feddit.org 250 points 2 days ago

Be careful with those greentexts.
Now that the source has run out, they're irreplaceable artifacts.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 139 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm rationing my greentexts. I only read one line a day

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 92 points 2 days ago

It’s fine, I can easily search 8chan and find greentexts an order of magnitude more deranged. This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg, thankfully/unfortunately

[-] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 5 points 17 hours ago
[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 7 points 15 hours ago

Even when it didn’t exist, it was still there, insidiously, silently lurking within the confines of /b/ by actively posting most of the content on /b/. Now, they hide in the shadows of their public website where they scheme, hypothesize, plot, and ponder about why they don’t have girlfriends and why women should be gutted on sight for the glory of Q. Devilishly subtle bunch

[-] match@pawb.social 54 points 1 day ago

"why savor a fine bordeux when the local liquor store has horse tranquilizer in plastic jugs" mfer

[-] errer@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

I’m surprised it’s still down (just checked)

[-] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago

I'm not. The site was running on old software a decade ago and hasn't been touched. I'd be surprised if they don't swipe another chan software and just slapped a coat of paint on it, but I don't expect them to be rushing to get the site back online after they got entirely rinsed.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 33 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure there are sites specifically for and sites that have filters for people who have certain STDs (HSV1, HSV2, AIDS, etc.) so affected people can still get together without worrying about spreading diseases.

I forget which one it is, but even one of the mainstream sites had an option for this years ago when I was dating. OK Cupid? Plenty of Fish? I think it might've been one of those.

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago

Literally ⅔ of all humanity has at least one type of HSV. It is not the end of the world.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 14 hours ago

is it? i honestly have no idea?

what are the implications on quality of life of various STDs? how "bad" is it to catch herpes? is it even worth avoiding it? (as i read somewhere that most people catch it eventually anyways.)

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago

There's two variants. One is extremely harmless and is generally oral. This is the one that nearly everyone has and no one really notices. The other variant is generally genital (though either one can be in either place) and is more severe and less common. The first outbreak can be really bad, subsequent ones less so. An estimated 1 in 10 adults in the US have it, though I'd imagine it skews a lot more towards highly sexually active communities. It can be transmitted even if you don't actively have sores, though that's much rather. Condoms also don't prevent transmission, though again they make it much more unlikely. While getting it certainly doesn't have to be the end of the world it is worse than they generally say.

[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Here's the really fun part of the above stat: the majority of those cases are spread via family members kissing.

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Hey, it's 1 in 10 for the genital version in the U.S. Not common. When someone dismissively says "oh it's not that bad, it's not the end of the world", they're not the ones who had to deal with pain of taking shits with sores in their ass. To deal with having a hard time being able to tell the difference between gas, liquid, and solids knocking at the door while on stool softeners to help make shits less painful. They're not the ones who have to have the downright humiliating "oh by the way I have herpes, are you ok with that" talk. (They never are).The fact is, it's debilitated me mentally and physically. The scarring from it has taken all the pleasure away from anal for me, and it still hurts to shit half the time. Don't treat it so fucking lightly.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 6 points 16 hours ago

i’m sorry that you’ve had that experience and i don’t mean to diminish what you’re don’t through, but it’s also very important to note that this is far from the normal for the very large majority of people

fear doesn’t help sexual health… all sex comes with risks, and unprotected sex comes with significantly increased risk but the reality is by and large this is not what HSV looks like without other factors effecting it

downplaying risks is bad, but equally bad is people thinking a condition is worse than it is. this leads to more risky behaviour, because if they get the “scary” thing and it’s not as bad as they expect, they can take risky behaviour because they discount all their other education

it also only reinforces stigmas. this is particularly common with HIV-positive people: these days, if you have an undetectable viral load (if you take your daily medications) you can not pass on HIV… however the stigma remains, and people still often choose to not have sex with someone with an undetectable HIV infection (again, undetectable IS UNTRANSMITTABLE)

muddying the waters is very bad at scale

calm, unbiased information is what is required for public health. individual anecdotes about worst case scenarios do not serve to make people’s lives better

[-] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Telling people it's no big deal is doing them a direct misservice. By all means it should be destimized but you should also be honest about the risks and realities of what it can mean. What happened to me might be a worse case scenario but the average first breakout is still way worse than you would have people believe, and people should know what can actually happen. I'm so sick of people being dismissive of it.

Half the time when I'm confiding in a friend about how my life has and is still going downhill and I tell them about the herpes the first words out of their mouth is "it's no big deal, everyone has it" and it makes me feel so alone. It can be a big deal and it's not as common as people make out.

[-] Sandal6823@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

1/3 club 😎🤏

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago

And it's not infectious when it's asymptomatic.

[-] rirus@feddit.org 13 points 18 hours ago

Thats false! “Transmission may still occur when symptoms are not present.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herpes

[-] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 day ago

And it's asymptomatic most of the time. 😚

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[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 77 points 2 days ago

Anon, who'd you get the BJ from? They can't give it to you again...

[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 days ago

This is a common misconception and the leading cause of Turbo herpes outbreaks.

Stay safe kids

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[-] lowleekun@ani.social 60 points 1 day ago

Fake: Anon getting a blowjob Gay: Anon pretending to have a disease as explanation of never touching a women

[-] ShittDickk@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

HSV2 dating sites be lit though.

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