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Woodchipper. Just be sure to do it in the middle of the night when it's impossible for anyone to hear you because they're sleeping.

[-] Jeredin@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Hide it near a police station - who'd ever check near a police station? But make sure it's very close to it - closer the better; it's like a spit in their face.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago
[-] prenatal_confusion@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

My spit doesn't smell that bad.

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