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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's all fine, it's when she gets naked on the bed with a jar of peanut butter and a spatula that things start getting weird

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago

a spatula that stings

Why is she hitting you with the spatula?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Don't yuck the yum

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Seriously. Should be a newspaper.

[-] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Don't threaten me with a good time...

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