My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

I think he just mooned the camera. But since this is Clowngress, it could be his ballsack.

Exactly! Same thing happened to a girl I used to know. She had two cactuses, put one on a window behind a curtain and forgot about it. The other, in full view, she kills it with her love. She finds the other thriving when she is packing up for a move.

To shreds, you say.

See, what people don't realize, cactus thrive on neglect.

Wait? Is the cybertruck a shitty electric camino?

Edit: deleted second electric

This wouldn't be half as funny if I wasn't married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Hello, fellow dog percussionists.

Maybe the commie antifa super soldiers were the friends we made along the way.

He is lousy with them.