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My BMI? NaN. (programming.dev)

TranscriptA screenshot saying "Your child's Results, Your child's BMI is Infinity. That puts them in the 100th percentile which indicates that they are obese."

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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

It's possible this child is simply traveling at or near the speed of light.

[-] will_a113@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Only if the measurement was being taken from a reference frame that was mostly at rest with respect to the person tho, right?

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Everyone is in a reference frame mostly at rest with respect to most children.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Yeah see, my lawyer tried that one and the judge wasn't buying it. Still went away for manslaughter

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I've known a few kids I'd like to kick in the asymptote.

this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2025
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