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[-] x00z@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

my eyes are probably just bleeding because they’re dry

Oh my

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Where do they sell band-aids with pupil cutouts? Asking for a friend

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