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I'd go straight to death and plead for a quick one. I don't wanna be around to experience what his brothers bring.
SORRY, WE'RE JUST HERE AS A METAPHOR. YOU HUMANS ARE THE ONES WHO DO THE ACTUAL KILLING AND SUCH.