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Ok so I've barely played this game so far, I'm only up to the Blighted Village. But I heard this guy is an annoying as fuck Redditor but so far he's just been a lovable dork. Does he get worse or something?
Honestly having Moss from The IT Crowd in my party is a breath of fresh air considering the other party members consist of an angry green fascist, a goblin racist, a foppish dandy who immediately tried to cut my throat, and someone called Shadow Fart.
I heard he was more obnoxious before patches. Do tell.
Edit: Oh and Wyll is there too I guess. I unironically forgot he existed lmao
i dunno, i fed him an enchanted stick or something and then he wanted to spoon and develop a meaningful long term love or some shit
this was like 3 hours in, i completely ADHD'd out on this game even though I know it's elite. I think I also fucked the vampire but he didn't turn me and lae'zel was into me.
also, everyone seems to like some evil purple woman but she was trying to kill a bunch of people with goblins? apparently she can be in your party but i literally pushed her down the convenient chasm into the earth she was standing next to
also the druid is absolute daddy mode and i'm sad i never got around to fucking him
game was horny
WHY IS THIS GAME SO HORNY I JUST WANT TO GO ON A WHIMSICAL D&D ADVENTURE
You can do that but what if you and muscle mommy smooched under the moonlit sky also?
Yeah I haven't gotten it for this reason. All of my friends play it and it sounds great, but I simply don't sit down and play story mode games anymore. I know if I bought it I'd have a great time playing one night and never touch it.
I’ve had to hard-force myself to focus on it, I’ll play it for a couple hours after my spouse falls asleep, headphones in with my phone across the room so nothing will distract me
Lmao