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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I’m researching how to sneak a Komodo dragon into RFK’s bedroom so it will eat him while he sleeps.

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Komodo hunt by biting a limb, then waiting for the target to die from infected wounds after several days. No restful sleep for RFK, not until the moment is nigh.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

The komodo bacteria will have to compete with all the weird shit that's already in his body though. So it's not a sure thing.

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