what prank/petty revenge did you get away with? (sh.itjust.works)

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I have 2 examples.

Ill share one; my stepdad was always a huge piece of shit. He still is, actually. He'd trick us into eating tomatoes. Me at 12 could eat them, whatever. My 5 year old brother was forced to eat them, and got grounded if he didn't. He would actually force us to eat foods we didn't like and would literally backhand us across the face for "disrespecting" that we had food on the table.

I worked at a sub shop that had the hottest of the sauces. I told a similar version of this story to my boss, and got my hands on an illegally 'hot" sauce. I poured the whole bottle into a store-bought salsa i knew he'd eat.

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 15 points 2 weeks ago

I once made a guy I knew piss all over himself a couple of times, because I told him you can make yourself cum without touching yourself. I was just talking shit to see if he'd believe me or not.

He was furious and came up yelling " You made me piss all over myself, you lied it's impossible" So I doubled down on it and he did it again.

I don't know how many times he tried, he stopped telling me about it after a while.

He was an absolute fucking dumb piece of shit oxygen thief.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

There's a wild greentext of this out there from his perspective

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago

There quite possibly could be one on there from him about it, he's the one who first told me about 4chan.

[-] 0_0j@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh, he doubled down LOL, the audacity 🤣

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I hesitate to ask, but how was he trying to stimulate himself that he ended up pissing all over himself?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 2 weeks ago

I think he was clenching too hard or trying to force it and it just happened, I'm not entirely sure because he never told me the details, he just yelled at me for making him piss himself.

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

oxygen thief.

I’ve died laughing 🤣 😵

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