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[-] atlasraven31@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago

There is an athropod that will replace a fish's tongue.

[-] Karlos_Cantana@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago

There's also a woman that will replace my will to live. I call her my ex-wife.

[-] mctit@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I know this is boomer humor but this got an audible laugh out of me.

[-] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago

I feel like it would be even more boomer if it was about their wife and not their ex-wife.

[-] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You should read the John Dies at the End series

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Or the Laundry Files series.

spoilerThere's an eldritch cult that uses mutant cymothoans for mind control. Some of them replace other body parts instead of the tongue.

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