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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 3 days ago

you just fight a really slow gorilla instead

[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

A gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can't lose.

I think... I sucked at gorilla physics class.

this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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