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Anon is a fighter
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this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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I love this statement. It sounds entirely true, it really trivializes the part of humans when they attempt to overcome nature and its bouncers, and it also means I maybe have a chance of not dying if I ever should find myself surrounded by Gorillas and shitless (see if my natural shark repellent works here too) .
Yet we have gorillas in cages. Why? Because we don't fight with our hands, we fight with our brains. We create traps, tools, etc.
If you want to kill a gorilla, use that noggin and outsmart that beast.
OP is preparing in exactly the wrong way.
I would own a gorilla in a spelling bee.
That's the spirit!