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[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

One of her staff carries a briefcase full of them at all times. The passcode on the case is 5786 (or "JSTN" in T9word.)

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Are you suggesting that the First Lady is receiving secret service?

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